KSL is running an article on Pickle Kissing Mud Punchers and Meat Drape Cleaning Box Munchers alike.

Looks like the ghey is spreading!!!

KSL is running a story about some ghey boys that are ready to start picketing because they prefer the buttsecks.

Here are their demands:
# No rated R movies or sexually explicit or racy PG-13 movies.

# Change the content of Gold's Broadcasting Network or don't show the Network.

# Keep external TV's on decent and clean stations, or let members choose the channels themselves.

# Install blinds on the aerobics room to block the dancing, which is very provocative.

Lance Rushton, of Provo Utah, made some custom pron to wank-off to and now is serving time for it.

"...will spend six weeks in jail for editing sexually explicit photographs -- to include faces of family and LDS community members..."

Couldn't help but just laugh at this one.

I'm not sure why, but I guess Utah County District 65 Chairman Don Larsen thought people might be taking Utah too seriously, so he wrote a formal resolution to oppose Satan's plan to destroy the United States. Here's a hint, he says Satan is using Illegal Immigration to invade our country.

I am not making this up.

http://jutv.xom/local/local_story_116133225.html

"In order for Satan to establish his ‘New World Order’ and destroy the freedom of all people as predicted in the scriptures, he must first destroy the U.S." --Don Larsen

Engadget is running an article on our fellow utards. Deseret News is also running an article.