Salt Lake Tribune is running a story on asshat Governor John Huntsman Jr. and his signing of the first step back into Utah's prohibition, SB211.

Quoted:
"...SB211 banishes the sale of the sweet, flavored malt beverages to state-run liquor stores. Lawmakers argued that the alcoholic beverages were targeted at underage drinkers and led to more serious drinking and drug problems.The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints supported the change..."

As we watch our closet ghey ideologies manifest themselves, one has to sit back and just laugh at how stooooopid Utards truly are.

KSL is running an article on Bountiful local, Andrew Nemrow (if you ask me, his last name is more appropriate backwards). He has so far, gotten 200 fat girls and ghey boys to sign his petition.

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As if drinking watery horse piss beer isn't punishment enough for not wanting to drive to the nearest liquor store, Mo-Mos and the Utah's Alcoholic Beverage Control Commission want to remove the alco-pops from our stores.

KUTV is running an article covering this.

"Mormons are told to abstain from alcohol, but the church said it supports the state's philosophy that alcohol should be ``reasonably available'' to responsible adults."

KUTV is running a very disturbing story about six middle school students, who SWAPPED NEKKED PIX of each other via cell phone!!!

Firstly, what the hell do you give your 13 - 14 year old a cell phone for? WDT?

Secondly, you did the same thing, only you called it 'doctor' back then and there weren't digital cameras (or you would have used them!)