A rarity has occurred, as the Utah Senate stalls a bill regarding electronic harassment. The two words, which the Senate viewed as 'too broad' and potentially could lead to 'wrongful persecution' were these two words, "annoy" and "offend."

KSL is running this story on the bill.

As my faithful readers know, I am NEVER a supported of protective laws and bills. This is clearly another protective bill for Utard legislation to consider (and honestly, I am shocked, SHOCKED, that it didn't simply pass without concern).

While we dip into complete financial crisis in all sectors, while our kids are shooting and killing each other at their schools, while We the People struggle to make ends meet, Asshat Senate President Michael Waddoups is celebrating his incompetence at a luncheon with church representatives, having them define the road map, dates, goals, and political agendas for Utard's already bassackwards alcohol laws.

"The church indicated an interest that that may be a good way to lessen the number of underage drinkers and also that the minors are not exposed to drinking underage," he said. "They encouraged us to continue to explore it to find out what potential is there."

Another slew of 'would somebody please THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!?!?!?!' phrases are being thrown into Utah legislation, thanks to childless, rectal cranial inverted, fuctard Micheal Waddoups. Last year we saw the successful push of 'would somebody please THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!?!?!?!' marketing to support SB-211 to fruition. Hopefully, with enough brainless, piss-poor parenting Utards and their lobbyist organizations, we will no longer have alcohol visible to children (because saying, "NO!" and hiding things from children really stops their curiosity).

If you are a smoker, you were just volunteered to take on the food taxes for all non-smokers. You should feel really glad about this, you kind givers!

Lisa Roskelley, a wholly owned governor asset, was wildly waiving for your attention on the food tax and how that will 'help' everyone in the state, while hiding the fact that a minority would be fronting the fiscal burden, "The offsetting benefit is that every Utahn would benefit from the lowering of the sales tax on food..."

So, the month of December 2008 has come and gone, thank the FSM, but no word of the Beard Growing Contest results has been issued. Not even muttered. What kind of contest is this? Who the hell does this "Joe Talbot" think he is, starting a contest only to abandon it in the final hour? We all started fresh and grew our little hearts out for the month and for what? To be forgotten about, left out in the cold with only our rugged facial hair to keep us warm? I for one and willing to discuss the idea of a lynching, atleast a good natured beatdown, be carried out against those who would Munson (Kingpin. Look it up)us in the final stretch.