Capturing the best, worst, or any other moments we deem valuable in our Utah lives.

Crybaby GOP Chairman Dave Hansen Doesn't Want Good-Old-Boys to be Challenged by the Citizens

KSL is running this article, which describes the WAAAAHHHmbulance crybaby tactics and statements from Dave Hansen.

The big crybaby opposes two citizen initiatives, which undoubtedly stemmed from our favorite state senator's fantastic behavior, including but certainly not limited to: racism, anti human-rights, and piss-poor district representation. Special thanks must go out to Mr. Butt-Arse, for representing the Utard idiocy that is so rampant in this state.

Closet Gheys and Fun Nazi's Succeed in Halting a 2000 Year Old Play

Closet gheys and fun Nazi's across the homo-erotic BYU campus rejoice, in their latest achievement in keeping a 2000 year old play (Bakkhai), which contains sex, alcohol, and violence, out of their anti-life standards based school.

Connect2Utah is covering the story here.

Only in Utah, only by Utards, and only behind the Zion Curtain do we find such fagoty, to protect our youth from the real world.

Thanks BYU school officials, you keep the world laughing!

Clarification on My Religious Views


As there appears to be a great confusion about my religious views and stance, I feel obligated to clarify that my hatred for religion is not Mormon targeted or Mormon centric. I hate ALL religions. I view religion, all religions, as the key contributor to the slowing of technological advancement, the increase in hate towards our fellow man, the cause of most wars and all genocide activities, finally, the bane of human history, government, and education.

Attorney General Mark Shurtleff Hates All You Fags and Dikes (oh, and all you immoral straight people not married)

Those of you Utards that enjoy the occasional sodomy, oral, or even *gasp* the ghey sex, are in trouble if Attorney General Mark Shurtleff get's his way on interpreting Amendment 3 of the State Constitution.

KSL is running this story, about how the sacred bonds of marriage are purely between a white woman and white man... Wait, I mean a white woman and a man... Wait, I mean a woman and a man... yeah, there we go... Any chance we could get the term "Christian" in there as a descriptor of both genders, as to eliminate any confusion of evil wrong doers?

Don (dumb-ass) Larson's Satan is Allowed to Continue Destroying America

Springville delegate and Utah local bible expert, has again been shutdown like the insane idiot that he is, after (re)submitting "Resolution opposing the Hate America anti-Christian Open Borders cabal."

KSL is running this story, which covers how the prophecies of the bible are being fulfilled today.

Even though America is clearly a "Christian Nation" that will not tolerate other religious views or life styles, this blessed recap of prophecy was in fact, shut down. Utah delegates are saddened that we cannot be a proud Christian nation, where Satan and his minions of shit chefs, carpet munchers, open minded freak shows, sexual deviants, drinkers, smokers, and non-funny undies wearers, should not be allowed to live.

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